I'm in Vegas this weekend with Austin's side of the family. He isn't here, but I wasn't going to miss getting together with everyone so I hitched a ride with my brother-in-law and his wife and daughter.
Needless to say I've heard many more fun Austin stories this weekend. Austin's sister mentioned that, somehow, Austin's mother had turned him into a hermit crab. Here are a few Austin quotes that support the idea that Austin is a hermit crab:
Exhibit A
N: Austin it's important to make new friends.
A: Why?
N: Well don't you want friends?
A: I have enough friends I don't need anymore.
N: Oh alright.
Exhibit B
(this is a discussion we had before some "new" friends came to dinner)
N: Austin please talk and ask them questions and stuff.
A: But I just hate small talk, it drives me crazy.
N: Every relationship starts with small talk, we wouldn't be married without small talk
A: See! Exactly I don't need to do it anymore.
N: Here, grate this cheese please.
Another thing that was discussed was that Austin had TERRIBLE chickenpox when he was three. His mother said that on his shoulders you couldn't eve stick a pin between the pox there were so many of them! Austin is always giving me a hard time because the following diseases and difficulties run in my family: heart disease, cancer, depression, anxiety, high cholesterol, allergies, acid reflux, crooked teeth, and eczema. He feels I should have disclosed all of this before he married me :) BUT NOW!!!! OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!!! When our children have the chickenpox so badly they want to die I will say "DADDY!!! DADDY DID THIS TO YOU!!!" "It's all his fault, go cry and moan and look miserable to daddy!!!"
Yes payback will be sweet.
At the midnight showing of Wolverine
Austin has his serious hero face on
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